Christian Side-Hug it out
For whatever reason, Satan runs a monopoly on good music. And its been that way in America for the last century. Up until recent, God’s had a no tolerance policy on rock, metal, rap and hip hop. Not anymore.
Jesus got some mad street cred now with rappers like “Apprentiz” and “Witness” spittin ill rhymes about side huggin and forgiveness and the like. Now if you were like me you’d be like “Christian rap music? whaaaaaaat”. And “what the hell is a christian sidehug?”
Well i did a little research and apparently somewhere in the bible it says that crotches can’t come within 6 inches of each other (except in marriage which is like a get out of jail free card). So to avoid committing this egregious sin, you can’t just go straight in for a regular hug like some dirty heathen, you gotta come in from the side with one arm. And don’t think you can get away with no regular hug nonsense either cause if you remember from bible school, Jesus was a carpenter so you know hes got his tape measure out.
Check out these mad raps yo
“gimme that christian sidehug, cuz im a ruff ryda, filled up with christ love, gimme that christian side hug”
catchy right? and lets not forget….
“and I ask for all of you, until you say I do, no front huggin or pda or your jesus time is through but uh, when I hug I leave room for the holy spirit”
Christian rap. Its real.
Watch it here. Warning: its bad
