Tiger’s outta Rehab
For those of you who’ve decided to pull a Salinger for the past 4 and a half months, you’ve been missing out on the biggest sports scandal that wifeys across America have ever known. Well, missing out isnt the right way to put it, more like missed getting beaten in the head with and having shoved down the throat of the general populace 25/7. So if thats the case i envy you.
For everyone else whos been through what I’ve been through, theres good news. Tiger finished his treatment and is presumably no longer a ‘sex addict’. Apparently Elin is willing to let this one blow over without taking drastic measures. Im happy for it since its the best decision for their kids. I just hope that Tiger learns from this whole experience.
Lesson 1, don’t get caught. Lesson 2, wear a mask next time, and use a throw away phone for “those” texts, I mean come on Tiger you’ve got enough celery to get an iphone for every girl on the planet. Lesson 3, deny, deny deny.
Well Im just glad thats over with. Maybe people will just shut up now.
